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ALFRED E. NEUMAN FOR PRESIDENT!! - He cannot possibly do any worse than the other candidates running..

TAGS: mad
Rating: 4.68/5

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RonaldReagan - June 11, 2015, 5:00 pm
He's still better than the turkeys on the menu.

Donald Trump Clothing: Made In China -


TAGS: obama somebody else taxes made it happen
Rating: 4.2/5

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GrouchoMarxist - March 6, 2013, 6:46 am
I hear that libs believe women only think they're being ra**d.
realogic - February 9, 2013, 11:01 am
Oh and also as far as the economy. Who is the genius that decided welfare as good enough to own a home? I'm not defending either side, but that was a huge reason for the recession. Oh yeah and credit cards that have it so anyone can have one.
realogic - February 9, 2013, 11:00 am
Hey Groucho I'd love to hear your intellectual defense on th republican candidates who support the idea of legitimate ra**. Please would love hear your philosophical viewpoints on that.
GrouchoMarxist - September 27, 2012, 1:32 am
I'm stull waiting for any liberal to attempt an intellectual defense of Obama's policies and those Bush policies that crashed the economy... Even so to call obama into question one is labeled racist... They got nothing else.
arnnatz - September 27, 2012, 1:18 am
We should probably start counting the number of times rt relies on the race card when he has nothing (which is at least 95% of the time)
GrouchoMarxist - September 27, 2012, 12:17 am
Wow stool, is that all you've got?
GrouchoMarxist - September 24, 2012, 1:18 am
What else do the voices tell you?
romneyisatool - September 24, 2012, 1:04 am
Yeah, because accusing little girls of being b-asterd children = REAL CLASSY. Nice one. And this year's winner of the AWARD for MOST EPIC FAIL goes to GrouchoMarxist:Professional Internet Sociopath! LOL. Thanx for playing! Woot! And that's a wrap folks!
GrouchoMarxist - September 24, 2012, 12:59 am
#4 on comments.. Can I call Marm?
romneyisatool - September 24, 2012, 12:59 am
P.S. Thanks for FINALLY proving my point. ;-) P.P.S. PWN'D...Good nite.
romneyisatool - September 24, 2012, 12:58 am
TRANSLATION(WTFO):After saying just a day ago how I plan to ignore "Romneyisatool" and take the hide road, I just simply can't do it. He's too good at this. He just PISSES ME OFF TOO MUCH! HULK MAD! *ROAR* SMASH PUNY LIBERAL!!!!
GrouchoMarxist - September 24, 2012, 12:57 am
I'm not attacking the girls, as our faux outrage crowd claims. I'm calling into question our impotent president's ability to cause conception...
romneyisatool - September 24, 2012, 12:57 am
LOL...Ah, I see. So that 'really' hit a nerve with you. Hmmmm. Will remember that moving forward. *sinister laugh*
romneyisatool - September 24, 2012, 12:55 am
TRANSLATION:After saying just a day ago how I plan to ignore "Romneyisatool" and take the hide road, I simply just can't do it. He's too good at this. He just PISSES ME OFF TOO MUCH! HULK MAD! *ROAR* SMASH PUNY LIBERAL!!!!
romneyisatool - September 24, 2012, 12:52 am
TRANSLATION(Groucho):After spending all day denying that I was attacking Obama's children, what the heck,I'll just double down and attack his kids again anyways.I'll throw in a dash of h-omophobia in for good measure too.You got me guys! Yes, I was lying
GrouchoMarxist - September 24, 2012, 12:50 am
4th. I took his words and applied to the concept "Someone else" is the father of those kids. Why don't you faux outrage libs call this racist instead? Mooo already fired blanks in calling it "Hatred"..
romneyisatool - September 24, 2012, 12:49 am
Sacred ground? AHAHAHAHAHAA...This from a guy (you) who makes derogatory jokes about how a man fathered his children & attacks Obama's race by hiding behind phony claims about his birth certificate. That's like a call-girl calling other women promiscuous.
WTFO - September 24, 2012, 12:49 am
TRANSLATION(tool): I'm completely incapable of being intelligent or posting a logical position so I lie about other posters in a vain attempt to feel better about myself. Why didn't daddy love me?? WAAAAAAAAAH! (Ignore this pathetic little troll/tool)
GrouchoMarxist - September 24, 2012, 12:48 am
2nd.. How many times has bamster forgot his children's ages, names, and genders? All seriousness aside.. I want to see their birth certificates. 3rd.. There is a spectre that some believe he is g**.
GrouchoMarxist - September 24, 2012, 12:45 am
1st.. If we create or build something we did it.. It's personal. Our sacrifice helped us attain it. Anyone saying different they are stepping on sacred ground.
romneyisatool - September 24, 2012, 12:44 am
TRANSLATION(WTFO): I'm an enabler to internet sociopaths. Call it "Battered Troll syndrome." When Groucho walks into a room, I stand to attention. SCHWING!
WTFO - September 24, 2012, 12:40 am
claiming that he didn't father those girls. If that's the case, the poster implies that he's their father and owners built their businesses. Did I capture that correctly?
WTFO - September 24, 2012, 12:39 am
Groucho, if I may cut through the comments on this thread. Was the intent of this poster to compare Obama's 'you didn't build that' to his fatherhood? Meaning, your position is that his claim that business owners didn't build their company as false as
GrouchoMarxist - September 24, 2012, 12:34 am
It's been shared 15 times without a hint of complaint or comment until today. Now it's 8th in comments and heded up the chart like a bullet. You faux outrage libs amaze me..
GrouchoMarxist - September 24, 2012, 12:32 am
Made this on 7/18/12.. No comments until today and completely missed by the faux outrage crowd... Sorta like the Mohhammed movie... Libs and muslims have this faux selective outrage thing going on
romneyisatool - September 24, 2012, 12:09 am
Oh, considering that these are the words from a coward (you),your dare has about as much weight and strength behind it as you would find in an anorexic ballerina.You have no credibility on this site as demonstrated by this thread & your embarrassing spins
romneyisatool - September 24, 2012, 12:04 am
LOL You are the biggest coward on this site. We dared you to bet us that Romney would win and you ran away like the scared little chicken you are. Ever hear the saying it takes one to know one? They were thinking about you when they wrote that.BUK!BWAK!
GrouchoMarxist - September 23, 2012, 11:50 pm
It would be good if you'd just answer the qyestion anstead of being king of COWARD and answer... Roads or business?
crankyhead - September 23, 2012, 10:33 pm
Either you just don't get it, or, you just refuse to get it. Define irony. This should be good.
GrouchoMarxist - September 23, 2012, 10:04 pm
Man up... Did we not build the roads or the business? Spin spin spin..... Still miss the irony?
crankyhead - September 23, 2012, 9:51 pm
crankyhead - September 23, 2012, 9:51 pm
Still offended and your own inability to understand context are you?
GrouchoMarxist - September 23, 2012, 9:30 pm
Roads or businesses.... Man up
GrouchoMarxist - September 23, 2012, 8:46 pm
Look another share... Where's Marm? This things been here all this time and you guys are sending it over the top.
romneyisatool - September 23, 2012, 7:50 pm
Groucho says,"it was 4.06 with 14 shares on facebook" TRANSLATION: Groucho got a speeding ticket today for driving his 80's panelvan all over town to every internet cafe he could find just so he could give his poster 5 Ls from different IP addresses.
crankyhead - September 23, 2012, 7:42 pm
...of course, you're the type of person who gets offended anytime someone tells the truth about something. But if that's the case, the problem is not the speaker, but rather, the listener.
crankyhead - September 23, 2012, 7:41 pm
All those people who got offended by Obama's inoffensive 'you didn't build that' comment, were merely looking for another reason to be offended. If they'd put those four words in context, there's absolutely no reason whatsoever to be offended. Unless...
romneyisatool - September 23, 2012, 7:38 pm
Groucho says,"I have a sharp eye for wit and humor..." *spits out coffee on my computer* What?!?! AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA *rolls on the floor laughing* Ladies and gentleman! Meet the only person in the world who believes this...his name is GrouchoMarxist!
romneyisatool - September 23, 2012, 7:33 pm
GrouchoMarxist = Marms's greatest fan. LMAO
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2012, 7:32 pm

You were just giving another member a hard time last week for talking like that. Save up those points and you can buy yourself a puppy ....or a soul.
GrouchoMarxist - September 23, 2012, 7:24 pm
It's already jumped 10 points on the comment scale to #30... Keep those cards and letters coming.
GrouchoMarxist - September 23, 2012, 7:17 pm
Look at the score.. until a couple you 1 pointers sniped it was 4.06 with 14 shares on facebook. You appear to miss the irony of dear leaders words... Just because you got miffed means nothing to me. You live in a permenant state of miffed. odd that
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2012, 7:14 pm

I don't need to defend the position that its cheap and pathetic to question the parentage of a mans daughters. Any decent person knows that.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2012, 7:11 pm

No one on this thread agrees with you.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2012, 7:10 pm

And I'm saying that all you have is cheap sh**s. Which is a pretty low form of comedy. ....there's that word "low" again, funny how often that word comes up when discussing your behaviour.
GrouchoMarxist - September 23, 2012, 7:09 pm
Not to mention that a lot of people agree with me.
GrouchoMarxist - September 23, 2012, 6:52 pm
You saying it's "Hatred" is you saying you can't defend your position... It says I have a sharp eye for wit and humor...
GrouchoMarxist - September 23, 2012, 6:50 pm
But while we're at it... There's a bunch of people who worked their b***s off and took offense at dink in chiefs comments re "You didn't build that"
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2012, 6:48 pm

It's not humour, it's hatred. And it's petty and small. What does that say about you as a person?
GrouchoMarxist - September 23, 2012, 6:48 pm
I was getting worried that I needed to a (ahem) explain a few things to you.
GrouchoMarxist - September 23, 2012, 6:46 pm
d***, Skippy. Did the lights come on? You did pay attention in health class didn't you... Apparently a lot of people here.. (sans yourself) saw the humor and shared it on facebook. Don't know what that says about your intellect...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2012, 6:43 pm

You're saying that Obama didn't father his children. That would be attacking his whole family. Cheap sh**s are the reason that no one takes you seriously. Even the other conservatives here are embarrassed by you.
GrouchoMarxist - September 23, 2012, 6:41 pm
I see the one point snipers dropped me 0.11 but you did vote and the commentary drives up the numbers too...
GrouchoMarxist - September 23, 2012, 6:34 pm
I'm curious as to where I'm attacking "his" girls? (That's a clue if you paid attention in health class)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2012, 6:32 pm

Nothing you've said explains how the poster is ironic or sarcastic. Do you know what ironic or sarcastic means?
GrouchoMarxist - September 23, 2012, 6:30 pm
Ok, but your father should be the one to tell you..... it starts with the birds and the bees.....
GrouchoMarxist - September 23, 2012, 6:29 pm
17 votes to boot...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2012, 6:28 pm

So what? That doesn't relate to your poster whatsoever. Why waste time with all these petty little things? Say something that matters.
GrouchoMarxist - September 23, 2012, 6:28 pm
4.06/5 on votes and 14 shares... This poster's been around around awhile and meets general approval... You still miss the point... Color me surprised.
GrouchoMarxist - September 23, 2012, 6:24 pm
GrouchoMarxist - September 23, 2012, 6:21 pm
Oh please... You mean your father didn't tell you?
romneyisatool - September 23, 2012, 6:19 pm
TRANSLATION: I'm a terrible liar. What else is an internet sociopath like me supposed to do? Better than going postal.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2012, 6:13 pm

Explain how this is sarcastic or ironic and not just a cheap sh** at a man's family.
GrouchoMarxist - September 23, 2012, 5:35 pm
And it's never been how low I go... Remember that
GrouchoMarxist - September 23, 2012, 5:34 pm
I'm always amazed how sarcasm and irony are missed by you intelligent people..
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2012, 5:25 pm

Nobody missed the point. We're all very aware of how low you'll sink. It must be lonely down there in the gutter.
GrouchoMarxist - September 23, 2012, 4:59 pm
And thanks for completely missing the point...
GrouchoMarxist - September 23, 2012, 4:52 pm
Glad you all approve..
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2012, 1:34 pm

Poor taste. No surprise. 1L
romneyisatool - September 23, 2012, 12:51 pm
Agreed.These sociopathic haters think they are hurting Obama,yet they are giving him a gift.This is why Romney is losing.Moderate voters see this and say,"I don't want these Tea-bag psychos in control of my country. I'm gonna go with the calm black man!"
Cyberhagen - September 23, 2012, 12:16 pm
God knows I want Obama out of office, but picking on his daughters? To me that crosses a line. Even if the libs did that to Bush's girls, you don't want to stoop to their level.

Liberal Hypocrisy -


" ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE " - Assistant Surgeon General Ali S. Khan, Urges Americans to Prepare for ‘Zombie Apocalypse’

Got 99 problems -

1100 BC -

TWO DOWN - One to go.

DAMN!! - Rachel Maddow did once look like a girl

AENOTUS - Alfred-E.-Newman-of-the-United-States.

RACHEL MADDOW - Liberal Hottie Nice Adam's Apple Woof Woof

TAGS: lib h**tie woof ugly maddow
Rating: 3.69/5

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ChadAllen - April 22, 2013, 11:08 pm
He looks more like Al Franken's illegitimate bastard son.

ALFRED E NEUMAN - less MAD than our last few presidents


TAGS: rip marines chattanooga tennessee islamic terrorism mass shooting gun free zone usmc skip wells carson holmquist david wyatt thomas sullivan semper fidelis mohammad youssuf abdulazeez
Rating: 4.93/5

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Bandit5906 - July 20, 2015, 2:01 pm
Pardon the typo: out = our
Bandit5906 - July 20, 2015, 2:00 pm
The only places that are attacked are gun-free zone and our leaders refuse to allow our military to have guns to defend themselves. Leaders claim an "innocent" could get injured? Out military die?

" CHANGE " - U.S. Debt Held by Public Tops $10T for 1st Time—Up 59 Percent Under Obama. 61% of it—is owned by foreign interests

PETA Insanity -

THE BLAME GAME - Let the truth be told....

BIG BROTHER - Has Always Been A Leftist

JAMES MADISON - He'd put a curse on Obama: "The essence of Government is power; and power, lodged as it must be in human hands, will ever be liable to abuse."

SORRY FOR RAINING ON YOUR PARADE - But we didn't steal your thunder, Ahmadinejad


TAGS: madonna obama is a muslim
Rating: 4.47/5

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arnnatz - September 27, 2012, 7:21 pm
starryeyedguy - September 27, 2012, 1:24 pm
Madonna? Goddess of Liberalism? Nobody voted her the spokeswh***. LOL She's a washed-up old lady that should sit down already.
HRoark - September 27, 2012, 11:22 am
If Madonna is the goddess, does that make Streisand the godmother?
crankyhead - September 26, 2012, 5:42 pm
"Goddess of liberalism...?" WTF?

Obamacare may be working -

Liberal Hypocrisy -

Liberal Science Deniers -

STATE OF THE UNION SPEECH - Are you going to only listen to his words, or are you paying attention to his actions? Voting matters


REPUBLICAN MADNESS - Women die because of it and men cry for it ...

HEY RACHEL MADDOW!!!! - When is the last time that YOU or any of the other LYING MSM anchors did anything like this?

TAGS: maddow lying msm
Rating: 5/5

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crankyhead - October 31, 2012, 10:15 pm
On Fox news, this afternoon.
arnnatz - October 31, 2012, 10:13 pm
when was the last time you saw obama doing anything like that?
KALKAM - October 31, 2012, 9:38 pm
To her credit she reported on 9/13 it was terrorism and questioned why anyone thinks it was due to a youtube video...then she never mentioned it again...ooops.

PRESTO-CHANGE-O, NUTHIN UP MY SLEEVES - now your student loans begin collecting interest from day one instead of graduation day


MAD COW FOUND AGAIN IN CALIFORNIA - Liberals are very quick to point out it has no coincidence with California being a liberal state

" THE IRANIANS ARE COMING ! " - There's strong and then there's....... Wookie strong?


ALI: "AMERICA HAS GOT OBAMA'S BACK! DO YOU?"" - “People look for miracles, look for wonders, expect surprises of all kinds,” Muhammad Ali said. “Yet the greatest wonder, the greatest miracle, the greatest surprise is to be found in one’s heart.”

MICHELLE OBAMA'S SPEECH: KNOCK OUT PUNCH! - "There is a third power stronger than both, that of the women."~Muhammad Ali

Comrade De Blasio -

OBAMA, UN TO TAX US FOR GREEN CLIMATE FUND - More importantly, every time we import goods, every time we export our fine products (think jobs) we will do so with a climate tax skimming off the top.

CALIFORNIA LOVES OBAMA - Political corruption, social greed and Americanized quasi-socialism can ruin even the most wonderful places


JIM CRAMER - "ride it out" August 5, 2011

2014 Elections -

TAGS: rachel maddow 2014 elections colorado senate race commentary
Rating: 4.2/5

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OTC - November 15, 2014, 5:00 pm
Or 'I will post a bill online so you can read it before I sign it"
Cyberhagen - November 15, 2014, 12:53 pm
or "This will be the most transparent administration in history", or "I will not appoint lobbyists", or, Don't cross the red line Bashir Al-A$$ad, or else..". or.. I could on.
OTC - November 5, 2014, 7:56 pm
Oh oh, how about "it's Bush's fault!"
EmmaRoydes - November 5, 2014, 7:52 pm
or how about when Harry Reid said all the people who told horror stories about obamacare were liars?
EmmaRoydes - November 5, 2014, 7:49 pm
Or any of these: http://www.politifact.com/personalities/barack-obama/statements/byruling/false/
EmmaRoydes - November 5, 2014, 7:45 pm
Or maybe If you like your doctor, you can keep your doctor. If you like your health care plan, you can keep your health care plan.
crankyhead - November 5, 2014, 4:19 pm
"If you repeat a lie often enough, it can become truth…" You mean like State run death panels and Kenyan birth certificates?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 5, 2014, 1:50 pm

Considering some of the behaviour around here lately I'm understandably on edge. Nows not the time for cow tipping if you get my meaning.
OTC - November 5, 2014, 9:55 am
Relax moo, I'm just rattling your chain
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 5, 2014, 8:17 am

I don't vote on Posters, but thanks for a**uming that.
JGalt - November 4, 2014, 11:43 pm
She insists that voting fraud does not exist. If you repeat a lie often enough, it can become truth, despite the stories about machines changing republican votes to Democrats. Yet we never hear of the opposite happening
OTC - November 4, 2014, 11:16 pm
Strange how my posters just get approval and already have 1 lion votes, mod low balling posters?

UN RESOLUTIONS - He Knows How Serious Those Are

AMERICAN TAXPAYERS - We are madder than hell and we are not going to take it anymore !!!

WISCONSIN POLITICS - Where they love everything about democacy except... DEMOCRACY!!

EARNING HER PLACE - Maxine suggests we need to spend another trillion on a jobs program! Priceless. How about stop rewarding businesses for outsourcing our jobs!

scientists agree -



TAGS: e t re made democrat party style
Rating: 5/5

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fauxnews - May 14, 2014, 9:58 pm
Great! 5 stars
terroraustralis - May 14, 2014, 8:58 pm
5L, these are great


TAGS: rambo re made democrat party style
Rating: 5/5

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EmmaRoydes - May 14, 2014, 4:10 pm
Chuck Norris could take him

FROM MICHELLE: THREE SOLID TIPS FOR LOOKING GOOD - 1.'Mix it up' - 2.'Wear what you love' 3.Don’t obsess about your clothes, be practical about them, and make the people around you your focus .

REPUBLICANS CRITICAL OF NAVY'S 'GREAT GREEN FLEET', $26 A GALLON FUEL. - The so-called "drop-in" fuels are derived from seeds, algae and chicken fat. Anyone interested in a bridge for sale?

If Spring is here -

Martin BullShir -


TAGS: we re mad as hell
Rating: 5/5

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PapaFox - November 27, 2012, 10:33 am
Great scene.

Man-made Global warming -

" IT'S THE SEASON TO BE FEARLESS " - White House Cuts Persian-Gulf Carriers in Half.

TAGS: themuslimbrotherhood whitehouse islamists antisemitism ahmadinejad
Rating: 5/5

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simplegenius - November 27, 2012, 12:51 pm
truth be told we don't need that many carrier groups to dominate.. yes more carriers give us a lot more power, but unless the middle eastern countries all of a sudden come up with a larger more competent army, (not terrorists) we will be ok.

" ASSAD THE 'REFORMER' AS HILLARY USED TO CALL HIM." - Saudi Arabia, Kuwait and Bahrain recall ambassador to Syria - Obama regime sends ambassador to Syria.

9/11/2010 - TURKISH REFERENDUM - The End of Times Has Begun.

PRESIDENT OBAMA IN MADISON - Occupying the Occupiers He thanked them for taking the day off from work... There was a loud chuckle throughout the crowd.

TAGS: obama potus madison badgers
Rating: 5/5

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JGalt - October 7, 2012, 8:23 pm
if you look closely, they all have their pens out, ready to sign welfare or unemployment checks!
arnnatz - October 7, 2012, 7:40 pm
is it my imagination or do most of the people in the crowd have their hands out?
JGalt - October 7, 2012, 5:29 pm
who you kiddin- the unemployed came out to greet him!

YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING ? - Iran revolutionary guards' commander set to become president of Opec.

Selective Predictions -

TAGS: somehow predictions are wrong but computer models are correct aren t predictions made by computer models
Rating: 4.8/5

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OTC - May 23, 2014, 7:51 am
Oh look, a man-made retort , now things are heating up. That's scientific
fauxnews - May 23, 2014, 12:25 am
Certainly your b'ull**** is man-made, about all things scientific, that is :-p
OTC - May 23, 2014, 12:22 am
Must be that man-made active volcano causing that
Curlyrocks - May 22, 2014, 10:48 pm
Apparently the Antarctic ice shelf just collapsed so we got what now 2 years?


TAGS: you mad bro
Rating: 4.76/5

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foxrecon19d - August 4, 2013, 7:47 pm
WOW...look at the bigot profiling the jury
StoneTools - August 3, 2013, 8:12 pm
they weren't all white and had to have a unanimous decision.
vbattaile - August 3, 2013, 5:23 pm
vbattaile - August 3, 2013, 5:23 pm
By a jury of women? And almost all white? LOL. You must really have faith in the jury....

THE OCCUPY MOVEMENT - Not really Communist, just wearing the t-shirt.

If private railroads run better than government run railroads -


Diversity -

Sun flares lowest in 100 years could mean a Little Ice Age is coming -

Wasn't long ago the top scientists thought the Earth was flat -

TAGS: man made global warming hoax to raise taxes
Rating: 4.56/5

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fauxnews - March 11, 2015, 2:00 pm
Bogus links to non-scientific sites promoting a mindset not shared by the majority of the scientific community and typically promoted by fools and people with something to gain from continuing destructive practices regarding resources. Sorry,not buying it
fauxnews - March 11, 2015, 1:55 pm
TA was making fun of you trying to compare the state of science in the distant past to that of modern science - in that sense, it's not the same. A lot has changed since then. The only thing dumber than that is the fact that I have to explain that to you.
OTC - March 11, 2015, 1:43 pm
You're wrong faux, scientists didn't exist back then. It must be true, see first comment by TA
EmmaRoydes - October 20, 2014, 4:02 pm
The first one was from nsidc.org and the second one is from answers.com
EmmaRoydes - October 20, 2014, 3:50 pm
Its average thickness is about 1.6 km. The deepest known ice rests 2,555 meters below sea level, where the ice is over 4 kilometers thick.
EmmaRoydes - October 20, 2014, 3:49 pm
The ice cap that covers Antarctica is more than 2100 meters thick in places, more than two kilometers (1.3 miles). This is where most of the world's fresh water is contained. If it melted completely it would raise sea levels by 61 meters (200 feet).
EmmaRoydes - October 20, 2014, 3:40 pm
Antarctic ice is typically 1 to 2 meters (3 to 6 feet) thick, while most of the Arctic is covered by sea ice 2 to 3 meters (6 to 9 feet) thick. Some Arctic regions are covered with ice that is 4 to 5 meters (12 to 15 feet) thick.
OTC - October 20, 2014, 1:37 pm
Show me where i said CO2 isn't CO2 crank
crankyhead - October 12, 2014, 1:37 pm
Seeing as how ice forms on the surface of water, and not underneath it, and that volume is measured in three dimensions, whereas surface area is not, without accurately measuring the physical depth of the ice, what can we conclude about the data set?
crankyhead - October 12, 2014, 1:32 pm
No, actually, Emma put up a link that said the opposite of what SHE said it did. The rest of the conversation was just her trying to deflect the fact that she did it.
crankyhead - October 12, 2014, 1:30 pm
What are you referring to as false cause OTC? You're the guy promoting the 'CO2 isn't CO2' magical beans theory.
OTC - October 11, 2014, 1:16 pm
Cum hoc ergo propter hoc
OTC - October 11, 2014, 1:09 pm
So ER put up a link that said the opposite of what you said before you said it, impressive
Curlyrocks - October 10, 2014, 9:27 pm
Last I checked the maximum decline of the ice in summer was getting better and better. Still won't tell you how thick the ice is though.
Curlyrocks - October 10, 2014, 9:24 pm
I meant to say "various sources of CO2 but ran out of room and figured it could go 1st. We only got 255 letters to make our comments so they can't be too long and sometimes important words get lost. It reminds me of back in the day when I was a kid and...
crankyhead - October 10, 2014, 2:43 pm
Speaking of sea ice, care to take a guess what the data from NASA says about that?
crankyhead - October 10, 2014, 2:38 pm
So, you're just going to ignore it then, I see. Good for you Emma.
EmmaRoydes - October 10, 2014, 2:36 pm
and we all know that sea ice comes from warming temperatures, right?
EmmaRoydes - October 10, 2014, 2:36 pm
and you could go to the arctic sea ice news and a***ysis site and see that this year set a record in the amount of sea ice
EmmaRoydes - October 10, 2014, 2:33 pm
then again, you could go to this link: http://climate.nasa.gov/news/1141/ and see that they admit there's a pause
crankyhead - October 10, 2014, 2:32 pm
Are you planning on addressing the temperature data I pulled from NASA, or are you going to be predictable and just pretend it doesn't exist?
crankyhead - October 10, 2014, 2:31 pm
Which is it Emma? Does the data from NASA agree with your claim, or does it disagree with your claim? I'm not sure you understand the optics of pretending it does one and then the other. Just saying.
crankyhead - October 10, 2014, 2:28 pm
How about looking at the first few graphs in that pdf ant realizing that they contradict your claim too?
EmmaRoydes - October 10, 2014, 2:27 pm
See the problem with NASA data yet?
EmmaRoydes - October 10, 2014, 2:26 pm
How about using the chart with just the title alone in this pdf: http://ceres.larc.nasa.gov/press_releases/lectures/Loeb_LaRC_Colloq.pdf
crankyhead - October 10, 2014, 2:24 pm
You put up ONE link. I looked at it. I didn't say what you thought it said. I went and got a link from the same place that said the opposite of what you said. Can you see the problem with your logic yet?
EmmaRoydes - October 10, 2014, 2:23 pm
funny you should ignore the two pieces of information I put up, then whine about ignoring yours.
crankyhead - October 10, 2014, 2:22 pm
Curious to note that you still don't want to talk about the temperature data that I found over at the NASA website. Care to explain why not?
Dwydwyyr - October 10, 2014, 2:20 pm
So no evidence then. Whut? There's no logic there, just (unsupported) belief since it is generally accepted that NASA stands behind the theory of man-made climate change. You cherry-picked post-hoc data. For a "flattened mouse" you are a big jacka$s. CWYL
crankyhead - October 10, 2014, 2:13 pm
Let me guess… you're just going to ignore the proof from NASA I provided that actually shows the temperature, right? And then prance around claiming victory, all the while ignoring the glaring lacuna in your own logic?
crankyhead - October 10, 2014, 2:11 pm
An intelligent person did figure it out, and that intelligent person is now trying to show you that the proof you provided doesn't support the claim you're making. *ahem*
EmmaRoydes - October 10, 2014, 2:10 pm
No, it doesn't, but if you look at the statement based on NASA data and the chart from NASA, an intelligent person could figure it out. Not that I'm accusing you of that.
crankyhead - October 10, 2014, 2:05 pm
Here's the NASA proof that directly contradicts your 'uninformed opinion':http://climate.nasa.gov/system/downloadable_items/45_23_g-globalTemp-annual-l.jpg
crankyhead - October 10, 2014, 2:03 pm
No, NASA is not in your b***. But your facts came from there. Your graph doesn't show a temperature correlation. When the 'fact' you're stating, isn't supported by the 'proof' you provide, one has to question your 'ability to understand the issue'.
EmmaRoydes - October 10, 2014, 1:58 pm
so I guess you are saying NASA is in my b***?
EmmaRoydes - October 10, 2014, 1:57 pm
CO2 Levels in a chart from NASA can be found at http://climate.nasa.gov/system/resources/detail_files/24_g-co2-l.jpg
EmmaRoydes - October 10, 2014, 1:55 pm
Citing the latest data from NOAA and NASA, Dr. David Whitehouse, an astrophysicist and academic advisor to the Global Warming Policy Foundation, said that the 2013 global surface-temperature records from both entities show the “pause” in warming continues
crankyhead - October 10, 2014, 1:08 pm
OK, OTC. In that case, seeing as how we're both alive right now, why don't you explain it to me. Seeing as how it's your theory and poor, simple me is having difficulty understanding it.
crankyhead - October 10, 2014, 1:07 pm
I don't know where you pull your 'facts' from Emma, but in the future, do us all a favour, and try somewhere other than "from your b***". Because those are definitely not the facts.
crankyhead - October 10, 2014, 1:05 pm
So yeah, 5L's for getting Emma to admit she doesn't have a basic comprehension of grade 10 chemistry either. No offence.
crankyhead - October 10, 2014, 1:04 pm
Curly, don't take this the wrong way, but there is no such thing as 'various CO2' Whether it comes out of a coal plant, a conservative, a cow or a car, CO2 looks and acts the same. Like this: O=C=O.
OTC - October 8, 2014, 10:37 pm
No they wouldn't be able to tell you because you weren't alive back then.
Dwydwyyr - October 8, 2014, 10:06 pm
Thank you "Emma" for helping me get elected. Could not have done it without you, skippy. Toasting you here in S****horpe as I type. TTFN
EmmaRoydes - October 8, 2014, 9:50 pm
EmmaRoydes - October 8, 2014, 9:49 pm
why don't you grow a set and actually login instead of just using the posting routine to put your comments up? Afraid to be exposed for someone who was banned?
EmmaRoydes - October 8, 2014, 9:47 pm
and that, cranky, is where everything goes haywire. The amount of CO2 in the last 20 years has been increasing, but the temperature hasn't been rising. Strange how facts work, eh?
EmmaRoydes - October 8, 2014, 9:45 pm
nice one curly! 5Ls for the comment!
Curlyrocks - October 8, 2014, 6:20 pm
I can't speak for the biospheres reaction to various CO2, but I can tell you that the scientists of that time didn't react to CO2 by panicking, blaming the rich, killing their industry. Good thing too or the Industrial revolution never would have happened
crankyhead - October 8, 2014, 3:48 pm
Hey OTC, do you think the scientists in 1492 would have been able to tell me how the biosphere knows enough to react to naturally occurring CO2, but not react to man made CO2? I mean, that really is a fascinating phenomenon, isn't it?
EmmaRoydes - October 7, 2014, 9:58 am
Especially if you discount the importance of Nicolaus Copernicus and Georg von Peuerbach.
OTC - October 7, 2014, 9:00 am
Now ER, we've determined that the term 'scientists' didn't exist in 1492 so logically neither did people who studied science
EmmaRoydes - October 6, 2014, 6:25 pm
oh, and the gutenberg press in 1450
EmmaRoydes - October 6, 2014, 6:24 pm
scientists were really scarce.
EmmaRoydes - October 6, 2014, 6:24 pm
the anemometer was invented in 1450, the Nürnberg Terrestrial Globe created during the years 1490-1492, England's first printing press in 1476, Da Vinci 1452-1519, did drawings of helicopter, parachute, submarine, centrifigal pump. Yeah, inventors and
EmmaRoydes - October 6, 2014, 6:18 pm
Must have been the switchover to the Gregorian calendar in 1582
EmmaRoydes - October 6, 2014, 6:16 pm
It also gets one threatened with physical violence
OTC - October 5, 2014, 9:22 am
I see, you "know" my I.Q. and how I am, and that's based on what, postings on the internet? Did you do any testing to get real data? Or do you just believe it because you don't like what I say? pseudoscience indeed
OTC - October 5, 2014, 9:11 am
Curly, it also gets you called a lot of names.
OTC - October 5, 2014, 12:14 am
TA says there were no scientists before 1600 and you say there were scientists in 1492, hmmm
OTC - October 5, 2014, 12:08 am
And you think I'm stupid? bwahahahaha
Curlyrocks - October 4, 2014, 11:31 pm
Exactly. 90% of those in the "scientific consensus" are just followers saying what they've been told or what will make them popular. Saying the earth is round used to get you burned at the stake but now saing GW isn't man made gets your funding stripped.
Curlyrocks - October 4, 2014, 11:31 pm
Exactly. 90% of those in the "scientific consensus" are just followers saying what they've been told or what will make them popular. Saying the earth is round used to get you burned at the stake but now saing GW isn't man made gets your funding stripped.
OTC - October 4, 2014, 6:23 pm
You mean the 'term' scientists didn't exist, doesn't mean science didn't exist, or maybe you are saying science didn't exist before 1600?
OTC - October 4, 2014, 6:19 pm
So science proved the earth was round yet the consensus in 1492 was that the earth was flat. Kinda like science proves the earth naturally heats up and cools down but the consensus is this cycle is man made
OTC - October 4, 2014, 6:15 pm
Must be that man made global warming thing. Oh wait! its Bush's fault, right?
OTC - October 4, 2014, 9:38 am
So I'm wrong about comment #71388? Please enlighten me Z
Zeitguy - October 3, 2014, 11:45 pm
OTC you are : "Other Than Correct".
Zeitguy - October 3, 2014, 11:42 pm
Curly you rock.
OTC - October 2, 2014, 5:33 pm
Scientific conscensious?
Curlyrocks - October 2, 2014, 11:07 am
The tropic of cancer, determined with shadows on the summer solstice that the distance between them would be 1/50th of 360 and paid a guy to count his steps as he walked from one to the other.
Curlyrocks - October 2, 2014, 11:04 am
Eratosthenes of Cyrene 276BC- 195BC was the first person to calculate the circumference of the Earth and calculate the tilt of the earth's axis. He did all of it by measuring the angle of the sun in 2 different citys in Egypt the southern of which was on
OTC - October 2, 2014, 8:33 am
3000 years? I thought Columbus sailed west in 1492 defying the flat earth concensus?
Zeitguy - October 2, 2014, 12:50 am
OTC you're better than that!
Zeitguy - October 2, 2014, 12:49 am
Such a ridiculous premise. A blatant attempt to discredit scientific conscensious with ideological rhetoric. Meh.
terroraustralis - October 1, 2014, 2:45 pm
3000 years is actually a pretty long time... and "Scientists" didnt exist until the 1600's when the scientific method was first created, as a result of the controversy over galileo's imprisonment by the catholic church, because the evidence backed galileo

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